Why are we so freaked out about this topic. I know, I’m a man and obviously biased (make that very biased). I get that and I’m happily willing to admit it. Now, that that’s out of the way, what’s the big wup? I mean, I’m in the Mediterranean all the time and they seem to have no problem with it. The last time I looked our European counterparts were a heck of a lot hotter than our oversized, fanny pack wearing, fat american white asses. I mean, really. Tell me if I’m wrong here.
The weird thing about this is we seem to have no problem squeezing over inflated jinormous boobs into a bikini but god forbid we see a nipple. Maybe that’s it. Is it the nipple we can’t handle? I can’t figure this thing out. I know, I know Im a guy. But, what about all those European women that have no charge with letting it all hang out and going au naturale? Are they just all floozies and we’re the civilized bunch?
Well, which ever way you stand on this, it seems that the Mirage hotel in Vegas has spoken. They say “let’s give the people what they want”. They just opened up a super sexy private pool called Bare. Everyone loves a cool pool party, right? What better way to pass the time than bikini’s and booze. The Bare Pool lounge is a totally adult venue (better get that out of the way before the puritans start screaming). Bare is the ultimate in poolside pampering. DJ spinning music mix sets against a hot sexy crowd enjoying European-style sun bathing secluded by towering palms.
Bare, offers an exclusive adult alternative to the typical Las Vegas pool experience. There are two ultra luxury dipping pools that create a break from the hot Vegas sun. Private day beds and what they call boat beds top off the ultimate in poolside pampering. They also have this really cool pitcher service, for pre-mixed cocktails, like Mojitos, Bloody Marys and Sangria that are served in this specially made pitcher that is guaranteed to keep your drinks ice cold all day.
The pool area is laid out really well. They have two decks an upper and a lower. The upper deck has an infinity pool, private VIP area that overlooks the Mirage’s dolphin habitat. The lower decks are the elevated daybeds that are perfect for lounging with friends and sunbathing. These private cabanas have curtain walls and bottle service that give new meaning to “what happens in vegas….”.
So, here’s what I want to know. Ladies: would you go to Bare AND would you take your top off. Guys: are you cool with your girl going and taking her top off? Thoughts?
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This is an interesting topic. I would go to BARE, but I don’t think I would take my top off unless I felt comfortable that no one would be staring considering we’re in Vegas and not in Europe (where it’s normal and no one cares) :P
I don’t see a problem with it at all. If this was europe, it wouldn’t even be news.
Personally I wouldn’t take off my top there, because I’m feeling flabby and self conscious right now. If I dropped a few lbs….totally!
Absolutely cool with it. My wife lives for the days that she can let the ‘girls’ breathe at a beach or pool. We Americans make a WAY bigger deal than we need to about it, and therein lies the sensationalism when a place like Bare opens (great article, BTW). Now, when the “thongs on men required” pool opens, we might have a quite opposite discussion.
I’m not sure there is a huge problem with it in the country. There is a lingering of former years that still exists in this country e.g. Why are there still Blue Laws? I think the majority are ok with it. It’s not like it’s in the open for all to see. If you want to go, then you go. If you have the body and want to breathe, then do so.
FYI, bachelor party in 3 weeks; and I have a spot at BARE reserved for the Final Four championship week! Let me know if you’ll be out there.
That’s my husband!
The fact that we have to have this much of a conversation about whether or not we should let the puppies breath shows how exciting BARE will be! Booking it as we speak….
Note: Whenever I’ve taken my top off on the beach, men looked a lot less than when I have the “girls” pushed up in a harness.
Keep up the good work baby!
Love,
your wifey
I don’t really see the big deal – it’s just a boob. If you haven’t seen one then it is time you did. Personally, I prefer a top though because I am so flat chested (no surgery for me yet – ha) that I can “stuff” my top and hide the fact a little better LOL. I personally think this world has much bigger issues than to worry if a lady is showing a boob. :-)
all i have to do to hang out at a pool where there are NO screaming splashing kids and their equally screamy parents AND there are pitchers of all-day-cold margaritas brought to me is take off my top? sign me up and get me some 30 SPF!
Hey Everyone,
Great conversation!
@ap I have an order of SPF coming your way!
@JP I agree lot’s more pressing issues in the world than top on or off. I’ll be here whenever your ready :)
@ John let’s never have that pool open. God fabid’ :)
@Christian Get me a drink at the bar I’ll se ya there!
@Kim – Glad to hear you are booking! Would love to seem some pics of your trip ;)
If the two girls have talent, let them sing.